Take Me Out to the Citi: Fun With the Mets Guide
Hmm. "Doin' Wright." What does that mean? It seems to need more information. Doin' who or what right? Do they mean a pun on "doin' all right"? Or maybe the guy with the tongue in the picture is doing right by someone. Perhaps the fans? We may have just hit the wall for innocuous David Wright-related puns.
Wow, temporary tats. Neato! But how do they work? Will they all fit in the small of my back?
However, shame on the Mets for perpetrating the worst, most cruel stereotypes of Metsfans here.
Ah, all is forgiven. The Rod Barajas Poster is just the stuff. When I get it back from the framing store, it will go right on the wall in the space between my high school diploma and Valerie Bertinelli cheesecake poster.