Washington Mets Season Down the Drain
Holy Funkinwoopdeewow! Wally Matthews is right on the money! It's that bad!!
A-rod enjoys a recruitment session with Tony Bernazard.
There are no wins.
There are no trades.
There are no prospects.
There are no worse teams.
There are no job openings.
There are funny videos.
R.i.p. ya shirt off and enjoy the following...
Incoming!! Stolen in the name of laughter from Amazin Avenue.
As to which one of these beauties takes top honors by the end of the year (oh so many many games left), no one can tell. Daniel Murphy's play has the style points, the lunge after he knows he's going down. But Francouer's entry stands out for the way he immediately starts chasing the ball after he ducks it. Tough call.
In any event, to keep the chuckling coming, please review the treasure below. There is something about baseballs that Frenchy just can't touch. Push the button!!
A-rod enjoys a recruitment session with Tony Bernazard.
There are no wins.
There are no trades.
There are no prospects.
There are no worse teams.
There are no job openings.
There are funny videos.
R.i.p. ya shirt off and enjoy the following...
Incoming!! Stolen in the name of laughter from Amazin Avenue.
As to which one of these beauties takes top honors by the end of the year (oh so many many games left), no one can tell. Daniel Murphy's play has the style points, the lunge after he knows he's going down. But Francouer's entry stands out for the way he immediately starts chasing the ball after he ducks it. Tough call.
In any event, to keep the chuckling coming, please review the treasure below. There is something about baseballs that Frenchy just can't touch. Push the button!!
Labels: lets rant about the mets brass, Metastrophe III, rip ya shirt off
posted by I.M. Forme @ 12:00 AM
4 Comments:
At 3:16 AM,
jdon said…
Ohmy has announced that whe will be investigating these defensive flubs,right after he completes investigations into why walks are just part of the game to Ollie Perez, why Gary Sheffield's cramps will put him on the DL, why he himself withheld medical information from Carlos Beltran, why jeff seems to like Tony better than him, why he says "Uhm" ALL THE FREAKING TIME, and why Tony Bernazard is an asshole. Seriously, his childish attempts at Publlic Relations the last two days have been disastrous. If he cannot handle questions he should not be running an ice cream stand.
giving Ohmy the reins to extract your team from an ugly PR incident is like giving a hand grenade to a chimpanzee
At 1:18 PM,
metsfanincincy said…
This is turning into a great season - for comedy. Dark comedy, yes, but comedy all the same. The season is over, but there is just SO MUCH ridiculous, embarassing, unexplainable, horrifically funny crap going on with this joke of an organization that we MUST relish in like collective pigs in shit. I feel so many rants coming on I can only hope that I have the time to write them all down. I am free from frustration, sorrow, and disappointment from this team/org. All I can do is laugh now.
At 7:54 PM,
jdon said…
I am wallowing in it.
At 11:18 AM,
I.M. Forme said…
You know, Cincy, you're right.
I started this blog to cope with the losing losers and had to adjust after 2006 to the mirage of being a winner. When my fandom becomes re-acclimated to the losing, I'm sure I'll come around. That the club and the behavior of those that act in its name is naturally comical makes our expertise in mocking somehow less valuable. Having to write jokes about a joke of a franchise every day is surprisingly taxing. On the other hand...
Ollie!
Frenchy!!
Berna-Bizarre!
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