It's Mets For Me: Off-Beat, Tangentially Relevant Mets Ruminations

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Thursday, November 09, 2006

Important update


Satan is back for Jeff Suppan's soul, and fuck you Tony LaRusa. We don't want your charity.








"Bitch, please!" Omar listening to La Russa blow smoke up his ass.

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SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT, as sung by itsmetsforme, and dedicated to Tony LaRussa
apologies to Corey Hart


I wear my sunglasses in the dugout
So I can so I can
Watch fans heave when Joe Buck breathes his story lines
And I wear my sunglasses in the clubhhouse
So I can so I can
Keep oblivious of my first baseman's steroid use


While he's deceiving me
It cuts my security has
with Yadier in front of me
I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade on Scott Spezio oh no

Don't masquerade with the guy in shades oh no
'Cause I'm a "genius"!
Cus you got it made with the guy in shades oh no
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
Steal this game and pray for rain and
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
See the light that's
right before my eyes

While Mac used androstenedione
at least he didn't fall under a tarp machine
The lucky bastard catcher teabags me
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on Scott Spiezio oh no
Yadi Give me a break you hit .216 oh no
I can't believe it!
'Cus you got it made with the guy in shades oh no
'Cus you got it made with the guy in shades oh no
Oh I say I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now

[Mark McGuire guest rap:
"I'm not going to go into the past or talk about my past. I'm here to make a positive influence on this."
end guest rap]

I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night

FADE



1 Comments:

  • At 7:33 AM, Anonymous andrew said…

    Tony LaRussa is such a genius. The only reason the Cardinals sucked dick all year last year until the playoffs was that they wanted to go into the playoffs as underdogs so that they could win the world series. It was all part of their master plan. Also, David Eckstein deserved to be World Series MVP because he is a talented player who should start every All-Star Game and make a million billion kajillion dollars a year because he is a scrappy winner and oh my god I hate the Cardinals.

     

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